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  • #16
    Near death experience

    Once upon a time, I was asleep in the forest of dozeyglade. I snuggled up in the yellow ochres and rusty browns of the fallen leaves, which were scattered in the clearing, beneath an old oak tree.As I awoke slowly, my peace was shattered, I was being strangled by my hose!!!! I held it around my neck and tried to pull it away, there was a strange noise, a whishing and gurgling. The sky turned to violet and the sun shone through the trees and was a dark emerald green. This was not normal, I was scared and wanted to be at home in my bed. The hose tightened around my neck like a snake that wanted me as it's last meal! I panicked then, where was my CPAP plugged in? Perhaps I could disconnect it from the mains and the hose would release. My mask???? Where was it???? I looked to the end of the hose and it had turned BLUE!!!!!!!! It was the Gel from my mask. OH MY LIFE!!!!! It was ebbing away,. I wrapped my fingers round the hose, ( I would have wrapped my legs round too if they would have gone) I wedged myself between the tree and a fallen branch and I pulled so hard I thought my lungs would collapse. The hose fell away and I realised I had had a bad dream. I was on the floor with my hose, the wind was howling through my open window sending leaves all over my bed. The sun shone through my curtains casting an emerald green shadow on the floor. Thank goodness I won't have to live through that again!!!!!

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    • #17
      I quite like hanging on to my hose, it is a bit like a baby's dummy I suppose.

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      • #18
        Seems like people don't like freebies And some of those who do, don't like working hard for it I may just have to send all of them to Michelle!

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        • #19
          some of us have a day job and dont have time to be creative writers

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          • #20
            Hose comp

            Sorry not good at making things up, James not all of us are story tellers

            Andy
            Respironics system one auto cpap
            Fitlife Total Face mask or ZZZ mask

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            • #21
              No worries, your presence alone graces us so much, it should be enough.

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              • #22
                Hose Lift give-away

                Hi James

                Many thanks - the lift has arrived and you were almost right! I'm not dismayed but delighted and amazed!

                I'll not use the Lift instead of my Zeberdee rig - which I love, boing! - at home, but for travelling, the Lift has to be the perfect answer.

                All I need now for ease of travel is an economically priced, zero VAT rated Apex XT with a 230 VAC humidifier. Before March would be good!!

                Thanks again, James and Intus.

                Tigers Fan
                Respironics REMstar 'M' Series APAP.
                Resmed Mirage 'Quattro FX' Full Face Mask with a 'Quattro' headgear.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Tigers Fan View Post
                  Hi James

                  Many thanks - the lift has arrived and you were almost right! I'm not dismayed but delighted and amazed!
                  Pretty nifty hey? Sorry I didn't include the setup instructions, but I'm sure you didn't struggle for long working it out

                  PS for those wondering what we're on about, TF got one of these Hose Lifts which help keeping the hose from tangling around your neck (or other important body parts).

                  Originally posted by Tigers Fan View Post
                  I'll not use the Lift instead of my Zeberdee rig - which I love, boing! - at home, but for travelling, the Lift has to be the perfect answer.
                  I'd do the same, your rig should remain a proud feature of the bedroom!

                  Originally posted by Tigers Fan View Post
                  All I need now for ease of travel is an economically priced, zero VAT rated Apex XT with a 230 VAC humidifier. Before March would be good!!
                  Your wish is our command. Could even be before Christmas

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                  • #24
                    Hi James, my rig has also arrived, many thanks. It is a very neat bit of kit and ideal for travelling with, I am really grateful for it.

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                    • #25
                      Excellent work!

                      Well done, James and Team! Excellent Santa news.

                      In true 'give them an inch and they want a mile' style, can you let us know ahead of time what the prices of each type of Apex XT will be when they become available? I'd be miffed to buy a basic travel type for £x.xx when a month later I could have bought an APAP type for £x.xx + £50-ish. (Yeah! but hope springs eternal.)

                      Tigers Fan
                      Respironics REMstar 'M' Series APAP.
                      Resmed Mirage 'Quattro FX' Full Face Mask with a 'Quattro' headgear.

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                      • #26
                        That set up looks like somethin out of the London Dungeon ,do you get some pva glue and sticky back plastic with it??

                        perhaps a blue peter badge as well when youve finished it

                        rainout features yeah rite

                        you gotta be a DRIP to have that !!!!!

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                        • #27
                          ?Que?

                          What is with you, Pipkin?

                          If you insist on being abusive - this is the third place today - at least let us know about what and to whom you are being abusive.

                          Better yet, tell us what is bugging you!

                          Tigers Fan
                          Respironics REMstar 'M' Series APAP.
                          Resmed Mirage 'Quattro FX' Full Face Mask with a 'Quattro' headgear.

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                          • #28
                            He is just a troll Tigers Fan, best thing is to ignore him as you will get an insult to every post that is made. James ouught to unsubscribe him I think

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                            • #29
                              A troll at Christmas

                              Mayhap you are right, Les - but even trolls can get lonely (and maybe drunk and maybe lots of other things to make him feel sad) especially at Christmas time, and especially if he acts out in an inimitable troll-like manner.

                              Does nimby-ism apply to forums as well? Let his behaviour flow like water off the duck and think loving thoughts so you sleep well.

                              (I'm twenty-five minutes into my first blue-light therapy session and feeling exceedingly Christmassy!!! Wheeee!! It's on a timer so it will shut itself off, hopefully before I fall over! Wheee!!!!) And it's cold, wet, grey and raining outside. Who cares???

                              Tigers Fan
                              Respironics REMstar 'M' Series APAP.
                              Resmed Mirage 'Quattro FX' Full Face Mask with a 'Quattro' headgear.

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                              • #30
                                Glad you are enjoying your blue light therapy, I am off to get the real thing next weekend, a week on a Caribbean Cruise
                                Our troll friend appears to have gone quiet, unless James has removed him, but dont underestimate him, if he is a troll he will pounce when you are least expecting it. You have to be like great big billy goat gruff

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