CPAP Accessories Nobody Is Waiting For

[Mentalfog]

hehe.. well.. I thought it was a good un

[Berneta]

Masks

Hi everyone, Geesh I would be happy if they just made a mask that everyone could breathe through with no trouble--forget the glasses. That seems like overkill--but maybe there is some PAP'er somewhere who wants to lug all that stuff to the beach just to take a nap in the sun. But its sure not me. I don't tan--I just burn and avoid the sun whenever possible. Do my gardening early in the morning, or late evening all decked out in sun hat, neck scarf, gloves,and plenty of sunscreen. Nice pic though. xx Berneta

[Sparticus]

Lobster

Im a lobster in the summer months so I just keep my coat on, keeps me from burning.

[martin]

Defend yourself with the sleep apneoa defence system. Find a burglar in your room, take the tubing out of the mask and hit the turbo jet super blast complete with mace attachment. Once he/she/it/the alien is subdued, belt them over the head with the full unit.....repeat as needed. Comes with choice of mace or pepper spray. The manufacturer takes no responsibility for fumbling accidental activations and the consequences thereof......£299.99 extra cartridges £29.99 each.

[Stewart]

Doctor Who Fans....

Fed up looking like an extra from Blake's 7 in your CPAP gear? Worry no longer. Pointless Merchandise are proud to present the all new Doctor Who Ood CPAP kit! Comes complete with full head mask (including tentacles), custom hose and deluxe spherical APAP/CPAP machine which flashes with each detected apnoea.

Available everywhere and guaranteed to make your eyes water.

STOP PRESS: Pointless Merchandise are absolutely bursting with pride to announce that the Ood Kit now integrates with the Intus AHI-TXT SMS system.

Disclaimer: We are not yet sure if eye watering is due to the price or leaks in the mask.

[Dead Short]

CPAP Accessories Nobody Is waiting For

New from ECOMED. You've saved yourself now save the planet. The ideal solution for the Hosehead on the go. Ideal for camping caravanning and the out door life. The new Solar Powered Energy Station with variable voltage output for all CPAP machines. No need for a mains supply, the complete light driven power source. Approved by the DVLA for use while driving.......:

[proterra]

probably the greates football club in hillsborough.


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